If you’re a parent looking for sound advice, useful tips and empathy – don’t look here. Try mumsnet.com. They’re good at that sort of thing.

On the other hand, if you’re a Dad suffering from lack of sleep, sex and sanity, this could be just the site for you. Dad Club was formed because something big and scary happened in our lives - we had kids. They’re small, perfectly formed versions of ourselves, so of course we love them to bits. At the same time, these same loveable bundles of joy also drive us absolutely nuts.

So, Dad Club is the place you can come to let off steam about life as a Dad, and have a laugh with a bunch of other Dads. It’s not quite the same as the pub, we admit. But it’s certainly cheaper, quieter and not full of infuriatingly young, carefree people having a wonderful time.