Getting messy

Discuss the pressing Dad issues of the day. Compare the price of Calpol. Lament the lack of Carling. Start a discussion. Listen to views. And please,
try not to nod off.

All you need to do is give us your real email address and a fake user name. Sorry but 'MadDad' has already gone. As has 'ShutUp' and 'YourTurn' too. 'LuvMyKiddy' is still available though...

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